I am kind of open to review requests.
WTF does that mean?
Well If your book is a Fantasy book or has strong “Fantasy” elements in it, Feel free to ask. If your book is Sci-Fi you can ask but I probably wont take it. If your book is a Paranormal Over the Hill Mystery Biography about a CIA agent Trying to save the world from an unknown threat. The threat is unknown because he forgot it when he got Amnesia Experimenting with BDSM for the first time. Will he remember that he was the villain in the first place, before time runs out? Or will he forget about the rest of the world and run away with the only person he can remember. And The real reason he was going to destroy the world….. The love of his life and his greatest shame, His best friends wife and secret gun runner/ Sparkly Vampire/ Were-platypus Margret Thatcher!! Will they find happiness or will the world be destroyed? Can he find love in the form of a Sparkly gun running platypus and live happily ever after. Read and Find out!!!!!
If that is your book or if it has any of those elements please don’t ask. You still can, and I know you will.
But …..I said Please!
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If Someone actually writes that book I still won’t read it but I want my cut of the Billions it will make.
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