A confession an Infomercial and a Giveaway

I have a deep dark secret to tell you all. I am embarrassed to say this, but the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem right?

****Trust me I am going somewhere with this*****

Well Here I am admitting I have a problem. I am addicted to books…..Sob….. There I said it! I feel so much better now.  I love my Kindle and all the hundreds of books I have on it. But it is so hard to get them Autographed.  I actually did find a way to do it and I think it looks good, but I am running out of wall space now.

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Since I am exposing all of my obvious yet dark secrets Today  The real pride and joy of my collection would be my Autographed first editions.  Pictured bellow. Now I prefer to not have the dust jackets on. It just looks so much better without them, I think. The red book in the center and the one to its right are the same book but the one on the right still has the dust jacket on.

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 ****Almost there I can see my point ahead****

I just bought a Leather-bound and gold leaf special edition of Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson I paid $100

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That is really cool and I can’t wait to show it off to the 1’s of people that visit me. But I don’t think it will ever go far from my shelf. But what if you had something that looked as nice but you could use for any book. To protect on the shelf or as something you carried with you. Well now you can! With a custom hand burned wooden Book cover made just for you and your favorite book!

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Now how much would you expect to pay for a cover like this?

 “7,002.86”

That’s oddly specific but way  to high guess again!

“90.00?”

Try  aga…um…. hold on a sec  that’s actually correct and on the second try …Bravo….

That’s right get this Custom Book Cover for only $90.00

 But wait there’s more!! As part of this  preliminary initial introductory blog offer, the first 20 people to order will pay only $70 Call now!! Bob is standing by to take your order! Make sure to get your Great Aunt Miranda’s permission before you call

Actually you have to order online  here

Order Now

you have the right to share this post you have the right to order this book cover If you don’t have a great Aunt Miranda one will be appointed to you at no charge offer not available on mars or that small island off  the coast of New Zealand

I will be doing a Giveaway of one of these covers soon But need to Finalize the look myself It will not be a custom one since I need to have it to give it away. I am thinking something like Prince Jorg on the front and Emperor Jorg on the back cover both from books by Mark Lawrence

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Or this on the front.

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And this on the backbridge-4

Both are from Sanderson’s Stormlight series. But give me your Ideas

Odin grant me the serenity
to accept the Characters  I cannot change;
The courage to critique the books I read;
and wisdom to never chose a book by it’s cover.

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